The TunaHelpers

Girls… What is the TunaHelpers recipe for fairytale nightmares? Cut out patches of your childhood terrors, the grandmother that soothed them, your first pair of teenage thigh-high stockings and the sound track that played in your head when you plotted the death of your first love…stitch them together with guitar strings and lace… stuff it with corn syrup blood and rotten fish guts and you’ve created a TunaHelpers doll of your own. This doll will sing to you with an operatic voice, will teach you to waltz to sparse drum beats, will dazzle you with its puppet shows and American Sign language.

Here you will discover a tapestry of gothic stylings weaving the doctrines of girly power, gross-out contests and sophisticated musical achievement that encompass The TunaHelpers. Let them be your favorite doll.

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A TunaHelpers Doll of Your Own

Directions:
-cut out patches of your childhood terrors
– 1 grandma that soothed them
– 1 pair of teenage thigh-high stockings
– 1 minute of your own personal revenge soundtrack

Stitch these ingredients together with guitar strings and lace. Stuff generously with corn syrup blood and rotten fish guts.

THURSDAY March 30 / minicine? / 846 Texas Avenue / 8PM / $5